Dead fish.

[a2]

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

 

[Apache]

Love it

My first thought when I saw the title was 'I hope she's not posted that in my vet forum'

Then I was delighted to find a joke that involved killing a cat

Thanks so much me dear - a scoob and a thanks

 

[mcgaw81]

Have to agree with Patch

Applaud SmileyApplaud Smiley

 

[a1]

:^O @ the joke - Not killing cats. :|

I can't stand cats though.

 

[mcgaw81]

Look back at my thread on cats, make your own mind up

 

[batty]

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Don't let Janice read this one I liked it though.

Batty