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Lab and terrier were sat in the vets, lab asks the terrier " what you ere for mate?"
terrier, looking rather sad says "well, my owner has always been a ******* to me, I've never felt wanted and the other night I couldn't take any more......I jump up and bit him in the balls.......now am here to be put down"
"that's terrible" says the lab
terrier than asks lab "anyway........what you in for mate"
lab replies "well.......my owner is a gorgeous, beautiful blonde woman........always looked after me well......and always been very kind........but.........the other night she was in the shower, as usual i was sat in the bathroom, as close to her side as i could be."
"As she stepped out of the shower and bent over to dry her legs........ I couldn't resist ......I jumped on....and gave it everything I had "
Terrier asks " so........you here to be put down too?"
"oh no".....replies the lab.............." am ere for my claws clipping"
:^O
terrier, looking rather sad says "well, my owner has always been a ******* to me, I've never felt wanted and the other night I couldn't take any more......I jump up and bit him in the balls.......now am here to be put down"
"that's terrible" says the lab
terrier than asks lab "anyway........what you in for mate"
lab replies "well.......my owner is a gorgeous, beautiful blonde woman........always looked after me well......and always been very kind........but.........the other night she was in the shower, as usual i was sat in the bathroom, as close to her side as i could be."
"As she stepped out of the shower and bent over to dry her legs........ I couldn't resist ......I jumped on....and gave it everything I had "
Terrier asks " so........you here to be put down too?"
"oh no".....replies the lab.............." am ere for my claws clipping"
:^O
