Elex Coventry

[Evans Electric]

Room for hire , £50  per night  ONO

Bring your own bed

No cooking in room

No pets

No alcohol

No Irish

Only 18 miles from ELEX2014



Wander from your hotel room down the leafy country lane in the early morning sunshine and throw up in the hedgerow.



For a small additional cost you can be chauffeured in our luxury limo from your bijou accomodation to ELEX2014



Naw just kidding ....you can have one of the spare bedrooms at Deke Hall   just mind my new van ( Did I mention that ?) 

 

[kme]

`fanks for the offer, but I`ll take the travel lodge

 

[kerching]

You could tidy that sh'ite hole up with some of that Dexion Bin Racking

 

[Evans Electric]

Oh you mean that Dexion Bin Racking I have for sale at a reasonable price :innocent     See  " Items for Sale" section  for the bargain of a lifetime

Shytte hole  ...shoulda seen it before I started getting rid of stuff from there .

 

[kerching]

I shall be having a clearout shortly

MCCBs ......schneider

CTs..............schneider

MCCBs ........MEM/BILL/GE

VA fanncontrols all brand new

I will put them on the forum first before ebaying them

 

[steptoe]

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Room for hire , £50  per night  ONO

Bring your own bed

No cooking in room

No pets

No alcohol

No Irish

Only 18 miles from ELEX2014

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Wander from your hotel room down the leafy country lane in the early morning sunshine and throw up in the hedgerow.

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For a small additional cost you can be chauffeured in our luxury limo from your bijou accomodation to ELEX2014 

Im NOT irish,  

can I help myself to the hotel goodies?

Mrs Deke says I can take what I want,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Evans Electric]

   Not Irish !!   In that case you're most welcome .........yes help yourself ...(been trying to get rid of that lot for years)

There are Evans Electric towels , next to the bibtap outside....theres a couple of cans of past their sell by date Guinness in the mini-bar and a rusty Bumper can of  M&B  Mild ......(Not exactly KME's fridge.

Brian :C will be your Room Service attache   ( Please try not to tread on him) 

A full English breakfast will be served...........................( at the hotel just up the road on the A34  :innocent   )

 

[steptoe]

no such thing as BB dates on beer, thats a con by both the breweries and the excise man, FACT,

as beer matures in the can/bottle it also matures in strength, the stronger it gets the more excise the taxman wants,

this is actually true, contrary to a lot of the stuff I spout

but,

I could be proven wrong,

watch this space,,,,,,,,,,

 

[kme]

As you know, we work very closely with one of the breweries in the area - ( reminds me - paddler / anyone. Minikegs??) - 

It depends on how the beer is stored / presented, as to the life expectancy - but there IS a "best before" date 

 

[steptoe]

I once obtained a case of 'Monk' that was almost 14years out of date,

not a thing wrong with it, 

 

[kerching]

i found a can of Guiness at my dads, it had been left in the shed for years.

it had swelled up and resembled a very small BUT very fat 'keg'....it was almost throbbing!

put it out of its misery with an air rifle

most spectacular, and a bit whiffy

 

[brummydave]

I just found this topic and wanted to say - I'll be at Cov too! Thurs for sure and maybe Friday morn.

Maybe our badges should have forum names as well as real?

See you in the Ricoh...

 

[Andy™]

See you in the Ricoh...

or the pub up the road on the evening

 

[Evans Electric]

I shall be accompanied by The Shield Bearer  who walks in front of me carrying the FSOY shield  aloft   and sounding a trumpet . 

I  may be driven round in the Forumobile,   like the Popemobile but no bullet proof glass .     It stops occasionally so I can dismount & circulate among the lesser mortals.

 

[kerching]

Well you lot F?!k off to Cov.

I will,stay here and keep,things running ( well, actually walking quite slowly and gingerly ) for you

Don't forget to buy Steps the drinks that i owe him

 

[Evans Electric]

Stepps is'nt going Mate ,  so I won't be able to buy him a drink either   Guinness .

But yes ...just keep the Forum chuntering along .....I'll switch the helm over to you at 0800 tomorrow ....watch the right joystick , it can lurch a bit ...Oh and you can't throw anyone off the Forum , no matter how much you may want to ,  only The Horsemen  & the Admins can do that .  

 

[kme]

And three of the horsemen will still be in attendance at the forum.........................the fourth is representing at Elex ( better hurry if you want your bacon roll - the bread may all go) :slap