Essex

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

My mate heard i was driving through Essex this week & thought i may need this

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[Sharpend]

:slap   :Applaud

and a big  :signthankspin:  to slips for having me throw me coffee over the iPad 

 

[misssweden]

:slap   ROTFWL

 

[Essex1]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[misssweden]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Out of sarcastic things to say? 

 

[Sharpend]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Is there a translation for this, didn't see one on the list?

 

[Essex1]

You are all living a lie. You wish you were from Essex. You know you do. 

 

[Sharpend]

You are all living a lie. You wish you were from Essex. You know you do. 

That's why you moved to the West Country? To spread the Essex love?

 

[misssweden]

I'm not too sure about that. Fake tan isn't really my thing...

 

[Essex1]

That's why you moved to the West Country? To spread the Essex love?

Exactly and if there is something Essex boys do well it is 'spreading the love'.  :signthankspin:

 

[Sharpend]

That's not fake tan, from space it's light pollution! 

 

[Essex1]

I'm not too sure about that. Fake tan isn't really my thing...

Ohh you fibber!

 

[misssweden]

Jeeez I'm out of here before I catch something... :slap

 

[Manator]

My daughter is from Essex, so I guess I spread some northern love, without the tan.

 

[kerching]

Is there a translation for this, didn't see one on the list?

Yes it is the aound of an Essex girls handbag

Exactly and if there is something Essex boys do well it is 'spreading the love'.  :signthankspin:

Yes.....but NOT by the medium of Kleenex surely

 

[Sharpend]

My daughter is from Essex, so I guess I spread some northern love, without the tan.

I bets that's a whole new language, northern mixed with Essex?

 

[Manator]

I bets that's a whole new language, northern mixed with Essex?

She was brought up in Essex so has the twang, her partner is a burly firefighter working out of London, the good thing is he thinks I am great he says I talk like Paddy McGuinness, or Johnny Vegas. Good job they are comedians otherwise he would do something bad, I just know it.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Couldn't see....

Lectrix    or   Lectrishun .....

on that list though,

so maybe relevance is limited!

opcorn

:coat

Guinness