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maccarooni

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First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You

must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into

heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a

lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may

pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He

shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass

through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the

man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

:^O :^O:^O

And so the Christmas Season Begins......

 

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don't tell me you've ordered your Turkey, written your xmas cards and bought all your presesnts? What's x-mas eve for? :D
eating ---drinking--Guiness Drink and being merry

Macca

 

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aww.Bet he gets combined presents. :(
No he gets birthday presents and xmas presents, just like everyone else only he has his on the same day.

We do try and set aside a few minutes for his birthady, usually when we go up his mums, xmas tea time, and we get him a little cake and do some food.

 
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Mrs Admin,,,

I agree with you whole heartedly about keeping celebrating birthdays at christmas, my nephews in on Boxing day and has always had two sets of presents.

Personally my birthday is 3 weeks after Christmas and I have had merged preents for a long time.. It's just wrong:_| :_|

 

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Mrs Admin,,,I agree with you whole heartedly about keeping celebrating birthdays at christmas, my nephews in on Boxing day and has always had two sets of presents.

Personally my birthday is 3 weeks after Christmas and I have had merged preents for a long time.. It's just wrong:_| :_|
I agree also. My eldest's is on Christmas Eve. Though I've received combined birthday (June) and Christmas presents if it's a BIG (i.e. expensive) one on occasions. The last such one was a tree... :^O

 

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Going back to the original joke...

:^O :^O:^O

 
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