for voltimax

[steptoe]

cos I just love all this stuff.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Voltimax]

Cheers steps!

I love those Chuck Norris facts too, you may have guessed he's my hero. Watched all his films as a kid in the 70's and 80's and he's one of the reasons I took up Karate and now teach it.

Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

Here's one I didn't see in your link Steps

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, trouble is the Grim Reaper hasn't plucked up enough courage to tell him.

ROTFWL

 

[steptoe]

Cheers steps!I love those Chuck Norris facts too, you may have guessed he's my hero. Watched all his films as a kid in the 70's and 80's and he's one of the reasons I took up Karate and now teach it.

Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

Here's one I didn't see in your link Steps

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, trouble is the Grim Reaper hasn't plucked up enough courage to tell him.

ROTFWL

like it,

a while back a local radio station had a chuck norris facts day,

I could hardly work for laughing at some of the stuff people were ringing in with.

 

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I liked one on Family Guy the other day, where instead of having a chin under his beard, Chuck Norris has an extra fist!