Glasgow nicknames:
> Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
> Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
> The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side).
> The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. '
> The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.
> Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.
> Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.
Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'
> Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
> Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls ..
> The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
> Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
> Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up..
> Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock.
> The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.
> The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
> The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies:
> 'Sorry, my hands are tied.
> The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion.
> The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.
> Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great ****taker)
> The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot
> Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
> Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
> The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side).
> The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. '
> The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.
> Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.
> Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.
Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'
> Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
> Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls ..
> The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
> Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
> Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up..
> Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock.
> The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.
> The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
> The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies:
> 'Sorry, my hands are tied.
> The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion.
> The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.
> Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great ****taker)
> The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot
