Hi there, before anyone else jumps in ill be the first at welcoming you on board the ship, please make sure you know where the life boats are stored, and how to operate them, only admin, myself and apache are trained at lowering them down, but dont be afraid we will all help each other out in a crisis. Anyway, Welcome aboard and i hope that you enjoy your stay, you should find the forum a friendly place but also we do have a small amount of banter/joking going on. Check out the cellar, although be careful cause its dark down there still cause admins wont release the emergency electrickery money to pay for the lights to be switched on :^O so if you have a torch it might be a good thing to take with you. KME's Beer is hidden down there somewhere if you manage to find it under all the rubbish
then will you tell us all whjere it is better still bring some out when you leave the cellar :^O The only thing you shouldnt touch is WELSHIES TWIX'S as he says they will have their
tied together :^O
anyway i think i need my medication now so ill bid you farewell, and also yet again a huge welcome from me, dont forget to pull up a chair and have a drink and natter with us....
Applaud Smiley