I am a thief!

[L-E_Fault]

Took a trip down to a well known DIY store this morning to buy a pack of 2x1 I thought while I'm there I'll treat myself to a new terminal screwdriver. I picked my screwdriver then proceeded to the timber section I picked up 8 lengths of 2x1 popped the screwdriver in my back pocket while I lifted the 2x1 on my shoulder. Proceeded to the checkout paid for the 2x1 sat in the van only to find a screwdriver sticking in my ar*e:O. Sweet free screwdriver.

Don't tell the cops I'm to pretty to go to prison

 

[NozSpark]

Well if the driver hasn't done your bum in then prison will

 

[green-hornet]

Well if the driver hasn't done your bum in then prison will

 

[M107]

At least you didnt try filling a cheap lawn mower box with drills & things & paying for the cheap mower only.

Thats the scam that was on the go at the Reading B&Q super store a while ago........I've heard that all terminal screw drivers at B&Q are now fitted with a tracking chip.... :^O ....they are one their way.

 

[spinlondon]

It must have been a get away driver.

 

[L-E_Fault]

It must have been a get away driver.

Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud Smiley:coat

 

[a1]

It must have been a get away driver.

:^O

 

[Evans Electric]

No good will ever come from that driver , ooo its bad Karma , throw it away, now. You'll lose something twice the value.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

No good will ever come from that driver , ooo its bad Karma , throw it away, now. You'll lose something twice the value.

Concur...

it may even be TERMINAL!!!!

:coat

 

[Jono Pashley]

I thinks someones been on the Guiness Drink Guiness Drink Guiness Drink again

 

[Evans Electric]

I thinks someones been on the Guiness Drink Guiness Drink Guiness Drink again

That will be Specs then !! :|

 

[Evans Electric]

Remember the Maradona " Hand of God" goal against England in the World Cup ( amazing how the whole world saw it except the ref wasn't it? ) Anyway I remember saying no good will come from it and it was all downhill for the cheating little prarie hat after that.

Throw it away Tim , before you fall on it and it strikes you down !!!!

 

[Blue Fox]

I've done that a couple of times. Gone to get some wood or something similar for a job at home and wanted to measure it to "imagine how it will all go together" picked up one of there tape measures and then put it in my pocket and forgot all about it - done it twice now!! Lost them both though.

 

[L-E_Fault]

To be honest I think B&Q are the thieves they were charging

 

[Evans Electric]

To be honest I think B&Q are the thieves they were charging