I Can Work Out A Womans Age...

[ProDave]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.


"Really" she said... "Go on then. ..try"


After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience....


"Come on, what day was I born"!?

I said "Yesterday"

 

[steptoe]

 

[m4tty]

:slap

 

[sno123]

hahahaha

 

[misssweden]

:slap

My sister would actually fall for that one! :slap

 

[Andy™]

:slap

My sister would actually fall for that one! :slap

Where is she? dont say on her way to Scotland...

 

[NozSpark]

:slap

My sister would actually fall for that one! :slap

Oh ******,,, I think I de-scoobed SSS here,,,, could someone sort her out for me

 

[NozSpark]

Done

Presume you hit the wrong button as your thoughts were elsewhere and you were all fingers and thumbs ?

msl:

I went into a frenzy on my tablet :slap

 

[kerching]

My mates wife had a boob job done, quite impressive!

poor thing was as thick as a whale omlette

I bet her 50p that i could make them move without touching them

with my 50 on the pub table she proffered said appendages

i took one in each hand and did as any like minded male would do

at this point she claimed I had touched them and thus lost my bet!

i willingly gave her the 50p

she was quite smug for a couple of hours as she had ' beaten me '

then the realisation slowly spread across her face......

 

[steptoe]

Oh ******,,, I think I de-scoobed SSS here,,,, could someone sort her out for me

seriously ?

Im always willing to help out,,,,,

do you think she would mind?

:|

 

[NozSpark]

Thought you'd look like that