I Really Need Help Working This Forum.

[Rossco_ken]

Can someone please tell me how i can access certain areas in this forum? It says I can't access these areas because i don't have permission. 

 

[a3]

What areas - You are a newbie also so have limited controls (this is to stop the many spammers)

What area in particular 

I have just upgraded you to the 10 post limit bronze member

 

[Sidewinder]

Rossco,

Most of the forum is free, however, you need to have had a certain number of posts before you can access it.

There are additional paid for services, but these are very much an add on.

I suspect because you are a new member the forum software is preventing certain actions in case you are a spammer or spam bot looking to post nonsense to the forum.

Make some more worthwhile posts & I'm sure that the access you crave will be forthcoming!

 

[Rossco_ken]

The snake,

       Cheers for the heads up, was just annoying me because i couldn't update my profile or look at other members etc.

I've been upgraded to a bronze member so now i can access these area's.

Cheers again 

 

[a3]

No problem

 

[Evans Electric]

Did no one mention the " Initiation ceremony" ? :innocent :yawn

 

[Marvo]

Did no one mention the " Initiation ceremony" ? :innocent :yawn

Initiation ceremony....   :run  

 

[Rossco_ken]

Haha good one  :^O ROTFWL

 

[Evans Electric]

You won't be using smiley faces after next week ,  don't answer the door without checking !!

 

[misssweden]

And remember to always keep a few cans of lager/cider on you. The TEF mob is easily distracted by alcohol and by throwing the cans at them when they're chasing you might give you a chance to get away...

 

[Andy™]

You won't be using smiley faces after next week ,  don't answer the door without checking !!

yes, or you may end wake up next to a horse's head box of burgers

 

[Sidewinder]

If you are throwing them, we won't drink them, wastes too much when you open them!

 

[misssweden]

If you are throwing them, we won't drink them, wastes too much when you open them!

Aaah, so that's were I went wrong then...

 

[kerching]

Unfortunately our chief Initiator Mr Kevin Webster is away getting a new supply of Haribos from the wholesales...

he may be gone for some time........just saying

 

[Rossco_ken]

yes, or you may end wake up next to a horse's head box of burgers

haha i hope not or i wont be on here furlong  :slap

And remember to always keep a few cans of lager/cider on you. The TEF mob is easily distracted by alcohol and by throwing the cans at them when they're chasing you might give you a chance to get away...

hahah thanks for the heads up. I could just drink them myself and i wont even remember the initiation 

 

[misssweden]

Believe me, you need a lot more than a few cans for that...

 

[steptoe]

hahah thanks for the heads up. I could just drink them myself and i wont even remember the initiation

sounds like a man well suited to being here, 

 

[Rossco_ken]

Believe me, you need a lot more than a few cans for that...

haha looks like i'll need vodka... 

sounds like a man well suited to being here, 

haha cheers mate 

 

[steptoe]

BTW, dont pay too much attention to that Norwegian lass,  :slap

 

[misssweden]

haha looks like i'll need vodka... 

Yep, and plenty of it And you obviously need to share it with the ladies of the forum