I was once asked in an interview with the DNO (because of the town where I live) "do you have any Police records?"
I was insulted by their association with my home town and crime so answered "yes - I've got message in a bottle and walking on the moon" the interviewing panel spoke something in very rapid welsh that I didnt understand and I was told "we'll be in touch". Amazingly I got the job.
****** for those who don't know what a record is - its a 300mm black vynil disc similar in appearance to a CD *******