Irish pilot

[Andy™]

Ryan air pilot Paddy is flying into Manchester. The plane is in trouble, so he calls the tower and says, "HELP,HELP! Easter, News Years Eve, Bank holiday Monday, Pancake Tuesday, Halloween, Bonfire night !".

A voice comes back and says, " For ****s sake Paddy, it's Mayday ".

 

[Badger]

:^O

 

[Badger]

absolute classic

 

[Zeespark]

Sounds about right for Ryanair actually, right bunch of cowboys.

Andy Guiness Drink

 

[Apache]

like it