Wrong!Harry Hill is on now. Never has a man been less funny.
100% yesOr is Children in Need just full with celebrities/actors/singers looking to plug themselves this year?
I hereby vow never to visit EssexI am from Essex. The word 'cringe' was invented there
Bruce is not even on the radar.Wrong!
Bruce Forsythe
End of!
Then you young lady. Will never live.I hereby vow never to visit Essex
Well, I think I can survive without a holy pilgrimage to EssexBruce is not even on the radar.
Then you young lady. Will never live.
Must have changed since when i did missionary work there then!Full of beautiful people.
If I come back scarred for life and covered in fake tan I'll blame you.Full of beautiful people.
I do missionary work there every week. HahahaMust have changed since when i did missionary work there then!
You change your mind quickly.If I come back scarred for life and covered in fake tan I'll blame you.
Never said I was going. But it can't be too bad as you don't live there anymoreI do missionary work there every week. Hahaha
You change your mind quickly.
Corrected that for you!To expand:Full of Orange people.
You have to be blonde to be allowed in.If I come back scarred for life and covered in fake tan I'll blame you.
Phew! I can stay put then. The reason I got kicked out of Sweden was because I wasn't a blonde DD-cup.You have to be blonde to be allowed in.
How could we possibly prove that,?You have to be blonde to be allowed in.
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