Just Had To Smile

[Evans Electric]

Switched on the radio,  local station , in time to hear a Yam-Yam spaykin' in dialect .. " There yowsed toebe a toyme when yow atta goo dowun the fair if yow wanted ter see a tattoo'd lady "  

 

[Evans Electric]

No ...that smell is coming from next door.

 

[ProDave]

Switched on the radio,  local station , in time to hear a Yam-Yam spaykin' in dialect .. " There yowsed toebe a toime when yow atta goo dowun the fair if yow wanted ter see a tattoo'd lady "  

Translation please?

 

[kerching]

My dear Sir, there was a time , back in the day when if you so desired to cast your eyes 'pon a lady sporting some tribal ink markings about her person you would have to visit the local fair

Now you just go to ASDA

 

[Evans Electric]

Ar day no yow cud spake Yam-Yam Kerch ...yom spot on thayer our kid .

Do not confuse Yam-Yam with Birmingharm because the Yam- Yams tend to take offense ....the Birmingharm accent is considered rather posh over there . 

Which of course it jolly well is ...I myself speak the Queen's english with perfect electricution & my diction is often admired ...'aint it ? 

 

[kerching]

Ar day no yow cud spake Yam-Yam Kerch ...yom spot on thayer our kid .

Do not confuse Yam-Yam with Birmingharm because the Yam- Yams tend to take offense ....the Birmingharm accent is considered rather posh over there . 

Which of course it jolly well is ...I myself speak the Queen's english with perfect electricution & my diction is often admired ...'aint it ?

I have many strings to my bow

I am far better at talking bollox though

 

[Evans Electric]

You old Polyglot you !!

I can talk bollox too ..and frequently do :coat