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AndyD1

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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa !

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.

It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

The wife told me I was no longer romantic so, I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.

Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.

Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.

It's called Trydixagen.

 
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