Man Utd have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
On his first day fergie picks up the ball and say's "BALL", then points to the goal and says "GOAL", then demonstrates a kicking motion and say's "KICK", understand? "kick, ball, goal".
Eventally the young African plucks up the courage to say "excuse me Mr Fergusson but I speak very good English"
To which fergie replies,
"Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov".
On his first day fergie picks up the ball and say's "BALL", then points to the goal and says "GOAL", then demonstrates a kicking motion and say's "KICK", understand? "kick, ball, goal".
Eventally the young African plucks up the courage to say "excuse me Mr Fergusson but I speak very good English"
To which fergie replies,
"Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov".