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Bloke goes round to his mates flat and is met at the door by mates girlfriend. Bloke asks if mate is in and she says no he's in the shower. Bloke says god you've got fantastic **** I'd love a feel of em. She smiles and says no I couldn't. Bloke says I'd give you a hundred quid for just a quick squeeze. She says ok then but you can't say anything, be quick and takes the hundred quid. Bloke says that was great, I'd pay another hundred to feel the other one. Again she agrees. Bloke says right I'm off tell him I called I'll speak to him in the morning. Blokes mate comes out the shower and girlfriend says oh you just missed your mate. Fella says oh did he leave the two hundred quid he owes me
