Revved Up Sparky
Senior Member
I found my son asleep on the compost heap last night. My wife told me he would grow out of it.
The police were called to the day nursery where a three year old was resisting a rest.
Outside Tesco, a woman was seen handing out batteries free of charge.
My friend the weatherman is in hospital after breaking his arms and legs. His is being inundated with telephone callers enquiring about the four casts !.
For the first time in history a scarecrow recently won a Nobel prize for being outstanding in his field.
I walked past the drug rehab centre yesterday and saw a sign on the lawn which read "Keep Off The Grass".
Yesterday I went to the dentist... I've been there so often I know the drill !.
.... to be continued
The police were called to the day nursery where a three year old was resisting a rest.
Outside Tesco, a woman was seen handing out batteries free of charge.
My friend the weatherman is in hospital after breaking his arms and legs. His is being inundated with telephone callers enquiring about the four casts !.
For the first time in history a scarecrow recently won a Nobel prize for being outstanding in his field.
I walked past the drug rehab centre yesterday and saw a sign on the lawn which read "Keep Off The Grass".
Yesterday I went to the dentist... I've been there so often I know the drill !.
.... to be continued
