Need A New Smiley Face

[Evans Electric]

One that punches the air , then scuttles off and skids on it's knees to the acclaim of the admiring  crowd then a load of other Smileys dash up and congratulate it .

WHy ???

Oh didn't I mention it  ?? :C

I just beat the computer at chess :^O :^O :^O ROTFWL ROTFWL ut the kettle on Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness Guinness :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud :Applaud

Oh listen to the crowd applauding ..................well OK  I admit ... its only the 4th time in 10 years................but I thrashed the damn thing into a corner it couldn't escape from and then delivered the coup de grace with no quarter ................... 

 

[batty]

Well done Dekkers I can't play chess so admire you for this.

 

[Blue Duck]

that do? 

 

[kerching]

Yeah right!

you probably rewrote some of the machine code and changed the algorithm so that you could beat the shi.......

oh hang on, its Deke!

WELL DONE ,!

i have always thought that sparks should be good chess players as we spend so much of our time " planning a head".  And contemplating " what ifs...."

 

[Andy™]

Well done Deke. You are now smarter than a computer

 

[steptoe]

Well done Deke. You are now smarter than a computer

you are only just figuring that out now?!  :shakehead

 

[Andy™]

They wear Tee Shirts (White) and shorts up there in December - Would you expect less ?

could be worse... i could be a southerner

 

[m4tty]

^^

 

[steptoe]

could be worse... i could be a southerner

you ARE

ProDave told me so it must be true.!  :slap

 

[Apache]

 

[sprocketflup]

I have always thought that sparks should be good chess players as we spend so much of our time " planning a head".  And contemplating " what ifs...."

and looking at pawn

 

[Andy™]

you ARE

ProDave told me so it must be true.!  :slap

PD cant call me a southerner, he's probably further south than anyone else at the moment!

 

[Evans Electric]

and looking at pawn

:Applaud

 

[Evans Electric]

Im pretty good at Chess Deke - Is this a challenge  :innocent

No way  Paddler !  I'm a chancer and don't actually plan very far ahead   refer to my post ......"   beat the computer  four times in 10 years "   

I just launched everything forward like the Charge of the Light Brigade for a change ..then I noticed that it seemed to make a wrong move .....which is most odd.........usually its like playing an automaton ( Oh it is !) . I got a pawn elevated to a 2nd Queen ...took his Queen , then checkmate .  

Most games against the damn thing  you can see your options being reduced with each move it makes.

Yo !  Can we add this to the line up ?     A success Smiley.

 

[Apache]

I will add it now

:happy bunny:

 

[kme]

Ooh - a chess tourney....................

What`s the prize?????????

( Don`t tell me - a "Fluke" 321 clampmeter  msl:   :happy bunny:

 

[Jono Pashley]

Ooh - a chess tourney....................

What`s the prize?????????

( Don`t tell me - a "Fluke" 321 clampmeter  msl:   :happy bunny:

You need another one of those right?

 

[Apache]

You need another one of those right?

Yes. For the other nipple..............