It was the first day of a school in USA
and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian
entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American
History.
Who said
"Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775"
he said.
"Very good!"
Who said
"Government of the People, by the People,
for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response e xcept from
Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper:
"F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said
,
"I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks
"All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells,
"Oh yeah ? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair
waving his hand and shouts to the teacher ,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little 5h1t. If you say anything else
, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top
of his voice,
" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him - 2004."
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh 5h1t, we're f***ed!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007."
and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian
entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American
History.
Who said
"Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775"
he said.
"Very good!"
Who said
"Government of the People, by the People,
for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response e xcept from
Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper:
"F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said
,
"I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks
"All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells,
"Oh yeah ? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair
waving his hand and shouts to the teacher ,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little 5h1t. If you say anything else
, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top
of his voice,
" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him - 2004."
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh 5h1t, we're f***ed!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007."
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