Now I know the year has started proper at last!

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You all know the signs as the seasons change..

Hear the first Cookcoo of spring...

See the first leaves fall in autumn...

And there is that ever reliable sound of the customer after considering your quote for the job...

it comes back with jubilate chripyness in the voice..

"Is that your best price?"

Yes folks I have official had my first "is that your best price" of the year..

approx 6:00pm today....

obviously the 'lesser spotted working customer' who has been out working all day before return to the nest to make communication back to us...

Rather than the pot bellied home all day customer who rings at any time!

I will not divulge the exact location as we don't want a load of twitching contractors crowding the area trying to catch a glimpse

and hear the phrase for themselves.

:Salute

GuinnessGuinnessGuinness

 

[Robin Spark]

Specs, its our own fault really. January is known for being the "Sale Period", so perhaps in DFS, MFI, Carpetright style we should advertise for 30 days in december

"CONSUMER UNIT CHANGE

 

[batty]

Make it

 

[Apache]

Did you all notice the epic date

11-1-11

 

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Did you all notice the epic date11-1-11

If you think that was epic boy'o..

you is gonna wet youself stoopid when we get to november....

11hours 11mins 11sec' on 11th Nov 2011...

bad day explodebad day explodebad day explodebad day explodebad day explode

 

[a2]

Did you all notice the epic date11-1-11

But who writes it like that tho??

11/01/11 is how i'd put it.

Come back in 10 months then it'll work

 

[a2]

pushy shoveys back again!!

 

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But who writes it like that tho??VETS?



11/01/11 is how i'd put it.

Come back in 10 months then it'll work

Can't you just spot the posh girls?

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pushy shoveys back again!!

Oops sorry...

Ladies first...

you better go have words with the bloke in the shedworkshop,

see if he can re-edit the posts into a better order so yours comes first!

:innocent :worship

 

[a2]

Can't you just spot the posh girls?

Posh?????

Me?????

Dont make me laugh :slap :slap:slap

 

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Anyway....

back to the point in hand.....

Patchykins....

has took my thread completely OFF topic!!! :_| :_| :_| :_| :_| :_| :_|

can I shoot him please? ray

 

[Apache]

Can't you just spot the posh girls? :tongue in cheek

Where?

 

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Where?

didn't say anything about here....

Just in general....

If you happen to see a posh girl down the local shops, pub, cinema, electrical wholesalers, tube station, shed, MTV awards ceremony..........

You would be able to Tell she was there?

NO?

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Back to the OP, i haven't yet had a "My mate needs load of work done as well, so if you do mine cheap i will pass your name on" this year.

My pet peeve is customers & friends who all phone from their hands free on their way home, normally when i just want to sit down with a cuppa but cos their stuck in traffic they just drone on.

 

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Or the customer rings you.....

and when you answer says something like...

"Is it alright to talk now"

Well W.T.F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if it wasn't alright to talk......

I wouldn't have answered me bl00dy phone!!!!!!!!!

I would have let it go onto answer-phone mode!..........

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Crazy!

they all

Crazy!

 

[Evans Electric]

I will not divulge the exact location as we don't want a load of twitching contractors crowding the area trying to catch a glimpse

and hear the phrase for themselves.

No good me and Brian going up onto Clent with the bino,s then Specs, see if I can spot him from there ??? :C