paul b b
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An old lady is in the fish & chip shop, she has a big smile and the guy serving her asks "what are you so happy about?" she says " it's my birth day to day, can you guess how old i am?" guy says "ummm 64" she says "haha no i'm 72" she goes to the park to eat her chips and a guy walks past and asks why she is so happy, she says "it's my birthday, can you guess how old i am" guy says, well, i tell you what, if i could feel you up i could tell you exactly how old you are, the old lady says "oh ok then" so the guy feels her up and says "your 72" she says "wow how did you know that?" the guy says "i was behind you in the chip shop"
