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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 8 pints I talk rubbish and can't drive!
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It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 8 pints I talk rubbish and can't drive!
What
