So What Would You Like Bringing Back From The Colonies?...given The Chance

[kerching]

A certain member of this forum ( anagram of Mar. K. Megger ) has gone on holiday. Having ordered some stuff from Mike today he said " the person in question " was bringing him back an article of original clothing. I want a Klein 11 in 1 screwdriver! Don't know why, I just want one!

Given the chance AND. Assuming said person logs in whilst on his/ her hols....what would you like bringing back. Lets set a hypothetical limit of £25 on it,, and see who comes up,with the best answer. No prizes though

Just wishing.........

 

[sprocketflup]

An incurable tropical disease.

Not for me you unnerstan'.....for the mother in law. You see, generous to a fault, I always think of others

 

[Evans Electric]

See,  Phone call from Sir Walter Raliegh  on his return from the colonies .    (Bob Newhart    youtube)

" Hi Walt  what did bring back this time ?

  To-Bac-o   Huh!   What do we do with  it Walt ?

   ...roll it up in paper ..yeah...  what then Walt ?

..." Set fire to it !!!  Did you say ...set fire to it Walt?"

 

[sprocketflup]

"Potato?"

"No thanks, I dont."

 

[misssweden]

I know what I'd want, but I wouldn't trust a man to go and buy it

 

[kerching]

I know what I'd want, but I wouldn't trust a man to go and buy it

Why not, pray tell?

I am certain that all the real MEN on here could choose some oven gloves for you

Jest mysoginising .....

 

[misssweden]

Why not, pray tell?

I am certain that all the real MEN on here could choose some oven gloves for you

Jest mysoginising .....

Because I want shoes and makeup! So actually, you would probably be the most suitable person on here to go shopping for me :slap

(Except Admin3 of course, I know for a fact that she's got good taste in shoes).

I'm off to Norway tomorrrow for a few days but judging by the prices there I'll be bringing sweet eff all home. A pint is about £8!