stolen sheep

[Andy™]

1500 sheep stolen in Lincolnshire

wonder how many trucks it took to move that lot (and without being noticed?!)

as a side note, if it was in Wales, do you think it would be classed as sex trafficking?

BBC News

 

[Robin Spark]

I only took the one officer, my daughter wanted a new pet, however the rest of the flock followed us home.

 

[Theorysparky]

:red card

 

[kme]

ADMIN!!!!!!!

TAKE `EM BACK!

No cheating on AD2 - you promised.

 

[Apache]

Sheep prices are high at the moment and they are very difficult to trace. It will happen more commonly.

 

[septiclecky]

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[kme]

They`ll sell `em cheap to get rid.....somebody`ll have a baaaaaagain

 

[septiclecky]

Just been confirmed it was a Welsh lonely hearts club that stole them as the male members where getting desperate as they are very short of female members.ROTFWLROTFWLROTFWLROTFWL

 

[Theorysparky]

There have been reports that the sheep have been sold to a local butcher

The Police have stated they will start a full investigation into the unfound and malicious rumours caused by this report.When the cuprit is caught they will be looking for the maximum jail sentence allowed.

 

[Andy™]

somebody`ll have a baaaaaagain

are you sure that isnt ewe?

i hope they do catch them, although they will probably get a 'dont do it again' and set free (the thieves, not the sheep!)

 

[MalcyB]

This thread should be in the jokes section!

 

[Nicky Tesla]

there were probably lots more but when they counted up to 1500 they must have fallen asleep

 

[kme]

Nice one Nicky.

OK - I`ll admit. I`ve got `em.

`Pache said they worth worth a couple of bob; so I thought I`d bring em down here, as g/fs for the farmer giles` in the remote valleys......They couldn`t remember what the velcro gloves were for.

Mrs KME doesn`t believe me - She thinks Albert has them, to get the missus used to fresh lamb before he whisks her off to NZ..........

 

[paul b b]

And i thought the welsh did not like foreign chicks!

Remember to take them to an edge of a cliff kme, they push back better.

But dont take them to the pub or you may find youself getting barrrrrred!

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And dont let the mother inlaw find out what you are doing or she may give you a bleating

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Im not even sure you will be able to pull the wool over your wifes eyes

 

[kme]

It took you until twelve minutes past four this morning to think of those????

That`s dedication for you. :slap

 

[paul b b]

It took you until twelve minutes past four this morning to think of those???? That`s dedication for you. :slap

haha, daughter was ill in the night so i sat with her whilst she slept. suprisingly on the ball for that time haha

 

[kme]

"sat with her"............................

She sleeps beside the computer? That`s handy,isn`t it :slap

 

[paul b b]

Haha, android! She got in to bed with me and phone is my alarmso is by the bed