Whilst strolling around near the river this morning at about 11 a.m., I noticed some of our nations beloved and best known politicians, namely Mr's Cameron, Clegg, Miliband and Farage in some distress splashing around in the water. They were struggling to stay afloat and trying to climb over each other to get out. If they didn't get help soon they would surely drown. Being a responsible British citizen and abiding by the law of the land which requires you to help those in distress, I informed the police, coastguard, and the fire brigade.
It is now 10 p.m., they've all drowned and none of the authorities have responded. I'm beginning to think that I wasted three stamps.
It is now 10 p.m., they've all drowned and none of the authorities have responded. I'm beginning to think that I wasted three stamps.