This Morning`s "callout"

[kme]

Late night drinker took offence on Saturday night, when bar staff refused to serve him for being drunk. He went outside, jumped into the telehandler he`d taken to the pub ( as you do ) - Lifted the forks above the seating benches, and drove into the pub. 

He then drove home......

I get the call to "make safe" for the builders.

This is their main dist:

( 100A single phase incomer - TT install. No gas bond. Just don`t even ask about the RCD situation.) :slap

( I`ve advised TPN - pref. TN-S; and type B board. Pub has fully equipped kitchen, two bars, flat above, etc.) 

Hope

fully, pics of some of the stuff "unearthed" to follow.........

Main dist: ( shot hasn`t shown above):

 

[apprentice87]

Ha ha!!! Bloke must be a nutter!!!!

john..

 

[Sharpend]

Never mind the building, did he put the merc up on something as well?

 

[kme]

Nah - thats the car park.

( don`t know why the dist pic wont show....might need to shrink it a bit.)

 

[Rob_the_rich]

Hope his bill wasn't put on the slate.

 

[ProDave]

Hope his bill wasn't put on the slate.

:slap   :Applaud   ROTFWL  

 

[kerching]

Another problem is that NOW there is a MASSIVE exit route so all the cables will need correct support.

On the plus side....the consumer unit did not spontaneously combust

Just saying

 

[markc123]

C3 for me

 

[Badger]

id go code 2

 

[roys]

Wonder if he is barred now?

 

[Rob_the_rich]

Wonder if he is barred now?

iron bars hopefully.it is a good way to extend opening time though.

 

[Blue Duck]

they could open up a drive thru