This really is the end of civilisation!

[Blue Duck]

Forget Donald Trump and north Korea, forget Putain and the Chinese arming themselves for WW3...

This is it, the end of civilisation....

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/01/doner-kebabs-to-be-outlawed-across-europe-7124829/amp/

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[kerching]

I beg to differ....anyway the pics look like an accident in a delivery suite

civilisation ended here when any of the following happened

,marathon  became snickers

cardboard slide was removed from bounty bars

maths became math

actresses became actors

green sleeving mated with its yellow cousin

Regs went from A5 to,A4

opal fruits turned into starburst

Spangles went into oblivion

Jedwardcwere classed as personalities

we started paying for bottles of water

...... :coat sorry this is turning into a whole new thread

and when did Acting become an Industry ......and everyone became an Engineer or Technician?..........NAIL TECHNICIAN!  W. T. A. F. 

 

[Murdoch]

Forget Donald Trump and north Korea, forget Putain and the Chinese arming themselves for WW3...

This is it, the end of civilisation....

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/01/doner-kebabs-to-be-outlawed-across-europe-7124829/amp/

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What a pointless waste of time and money....

Hate the things unless I've had a few beers and I'm hungry!

 

[Blue Duck]

I love a donner kebab,  on a cold winter's day meat n chips with extra chilli sauce is a must!

Lots of holes in that article...

The Donner kebab was invented in Germany btw.

 

[Sharpend]

Ummmm??

is this more a political intent feather than medical?..

is this the EU's head honchos way of banishing the turks for good?

 

[Murdoch]

Ummmm??

is this more a political intent feather than medical?..

is this the EU's head honchos way of banishing the turks for good?

feather?

 

[kerching]

Lots of holes in that article...

Isn't that what they make the kebabs out of?.....well the bit that surrounds the hole

 

[Sharpend]

feather?

Its at it again! I'm being haunted by predictive text!!

Rather. 

 

[Evans Electric]

we started paying for bottles of water

I remember the "Thats Life"  programme    ( Why is the last word flagging up as spelled wrong  ? )   doing a piece on bottled water  .    Removing all maker's marks  they had samples of the big names analysed   (Theres another one flagged )   .

As I remember , Evian ,  the famous French stuff  whose name escapes me  plus others  all found to contain bacteria in various degrees ......  the best one  was Manchester tap water .   

 

[ProDave]

  ( Why is the last word flagging up as spelled wrong  ? )   analysed   (Theres another one flagged )   .

Your browser (and hence spell checker) is set to US English.

 

[Doc Hudson]

I beg to differ....anyway the pics look like an accident in a delivery suite

civilisation ended here when any of the following happened

,marathon  became snickers

cardboard slide was removed from bounty bars

maths became math

actresses became actors

green sleeving mated with its yellow cousin

Regs went from A5 to,A4

opal fruits turned into starburst

Spangles went into oblivion

Jedwardcwere classed as personalities

we started paying for bottles of water

...... :coat sorry this is turning into a whole new thread

and when did Acting become an Industry ......and everyone became an Engineer or Technician?..........NAIL TECHNICIAN!  W. T. A. F. 

I think you missed off, when people who 90% of the UK population have never heard of, became Celebrities because they have been on a TV talent show or have 5,000 followers to their YouTube blog.   On a slightly different note, we often complain that politicians are out of touch with the normal working man. So I guess the recent  media scoops exposing the downloading and viewing of risqué (but legal) images, in-between working reading and replying to e-mails, suggests that some are at least in touch with the gut objectives and instincts of the average working man.  So that could be a hope for civilisation continuing.

Doc H.

 

[Evans Electric]

So I guess the recent  media scoops exposing the downloading and viewing of risqué (but legal) images, in-between working reading and replying to e-mails, suggests that some are at least in touch with the gut objectives and instincts of the average working man.  So that could be a hope for civilisation continuing.

Interesting Doc,   I just keep thinking there is something more behind this .   Apparently the police went into those government offices  8 yrs ago  on suspicion of offences against the official secrets act .   

Nothing was found regards that . 

Now , if you were on such an important mission  and allegedly  found some porn on a computer , and its not  illegal , its not kiddy fiddling .............why  would you harbour  that info until  you retire  and what  drives you to go public with it ?

 

[Evans Electric]

our browser (and hence spell checker) is set to US English

Cheers Dave  I changed it to "Local language"   and it all turned into Urdu :C  so  now I'm on UK English . 

 

[ProDave]

Cheers Dave  I changed it to "Local language"   and it all turned into Urdu :C  so  now I'm on UK English . 

Well you are in a location where white caucasion is the minority population now,

 

[Evans Electric]

You're right ,  51%   here I think . 

And I'm still on US spell check  for some reason .                    (  programme   colour    Yep !  Still there ) 

 

[bluetobits]

I remember the "Thats Life"  programme    ( Why is the last word flagging up as spelled wrong  ? )   doing a piece on bottled water  .    Removing all maker's marks  they had samples of the big names analysed   (Theres another one flagged )   .

As I remember , Evian ,  the famous French stuff  whose name escapes me  plus others  all found to contain bacteria in various degrees ......  the best one  was Manchester tap water .   

Anyone ever realised what that is spelled backwards?

 

[kerching]

Taht?

 

[roys]

Taht?

Is that the same as What cheese is made backwards?

 

[Evans Electric]

No but its the same as  the village  in Dylan Thomas's   .. Under Milk Wood ,,,,,Llareggub .