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[misssweden]

I haven't got a twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times.

I've got three followers so far, but I think two are cops.

 

[Sharpend]

The other ones steps!!!

 

[betty swollocks]

Sorry but that's not true, I know of at least 3 forum members who regularly stalk .... Oops sorry follow you in a dark transit with blacked out windows.....

Whereas myself, well call me old fashioned but I prefer to be cammed up in a hedge/tree with my trusty

Pulsar Phantom G3 Russian 3x50 MD Gen 3 Night Vision Scope

With this baby I can see if you fail to identify a switch conductor from 300 yards..... Ahem allegedly

 

[misssweden]

Maybe it's time to move the shotgun to somewhere where it's more accessible, like underneath my pillow... ? :innocent

 

[kme]

`Eh up lads.....................

"Pillow" talk

Now its getting interesting

 

[Apache]

:innocent

http://www.overstock.com/Health-Beauty/Evolved-Novelties-Beaver-Shot-Shotgun-Shell-Vibrator/5653538/product.html

 

[steptoe]

:slap Apache

 

[kme]

The vetmeister gets a scooby snack for that one - and the lappie nearly got a free whisky

 

[kerching]

Product 'now out of stock'....just saying

 

[misssweden]

Product 'now out of stock'....just saying

Oooh, I wonder if Apache has bought me a christmas present...?

 

[steptoe]

Apache is an over and under kinda guy ,

 

[kerching]

'goes off like a shotgun...hair trigger' I read somewhere...just saying

 

[betty swollocks]

I've always pictured patch like this

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mL7n5mEmXJo?feature=oembed

 

[samson337]

^ Brilliant haha

 

[Sharpend]

Ok so that's pache but who's the choir!!

 

[kerching]

Ok so that's pache but who's the choir!!

That would be patches backing band/stalkers

"The Ovine Nine"

 

[Apache]

Betty - I do wear checked shirts but never got on with women's underewear.........

 

[betty swollocks]

Betty - I do wear checked shirts but never got on with women's underewear.........

This statement is nothing without a photo

 

[a3]

Betty - I do wear checked shirts but never got on with women's underewear.........

+1

:worthless:

 

[kerching]

Betty - I do wear checked shirts but never got OFF with women's underewear.........

That is just scary