Utterly Bored? Ever Been To Ikea? Like A Bit Of Death Metal?

[sprocketflup]

.....then its your lucky day, see if you can tell the difference between a piece of Ikea tat quality merchandise and a Death Metal band.

http://ikeaordeath.com

Warning - contains utterly pointless drivel

 

[steptoe]

did you get any pencils ?

:slap

 

[NozSpark]

14/20

 

[sprocketflup]

My ex took me to Nottingham ikea once and proceeded to spend over nine hours there, NINE HOURS!!! I was suicidal by the end of it. im sure it was some sort of bizarre test. Im so glad she is my ex

14/20

you did better than me

 

[steptoe]

byjaysus

Im sad

18/20  :shakehead

 

[sprocketflup]

byjaysus

Im sad

18/20  :shakehead

:slap ^^^

now is that coz your a closet death metal rocker or an Ikea candle and incense burner buyer?

 

[kerching]

....just saying

tell you what, though but.....all them bands are a right miserable looking bunch of bar stewards

why cant they wear some nice bright colours...pinks and yellows maybe!

back in the day one of my prize LPs ( still got it) was. A Grand Funk Railroad LP.....we all bought it because one of the tracks was titled. T.N.U.C.......seriously! Google it

just not really relevant

 

[OnOff]

You can get beer in the restaurant at Ikea though.........................

 

[Andy™]

13/20

i think i need to get to ikea more. and maybe get some pencils whilst im there

 

[Robin Spark]

15/20 i must be a weirdo!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

15/20 as well !!!

Does that prove I know Ikea or Death Metal???

Clearly not both....

as i would have got 20/20!!

:innocent

 

[kme]

I got 16 - missus got 14

She`s now proclaimed that this means I have to take her to Ikea more often

( Thanks flocketsprop  :God no:

 

[Doc Hudson]

I got 16 - missus got 14

She`s now proclaimed that this means I have to take her to Ikea more often

( Thanks flocketsprop 

Rest assured KME there is no need to visit, you can view it on line http://www.ikea.com/ some items can now even be ordered on line for home delivery. Others you can make a shopping list for your local store then send your good lady down to collect the stuff on her own. So there is no need for you to visit a real store, unless you do want to go and have some relatively cheap food. Could get some brownie points by saying you will take your better half out to lunch. Just don't say there maybe 200 other people also having lunch and you can only have meatballs or fish and chips. But you can top up the coffee as many times as you like. Ikea makes shopping at Argos seem like a Caribbean holiday!

Doc H.