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[OnOff]

I did a "friends and family" favour job this week  NOT expecting payment and came away with a kilo of organic TURMERIC! Lovely stuff it is too. Grown in the chap's mum's garden in Nepal then dried and ground. Wish I'd taken the offered chutney too!

 

[Blue Duck]

Wierd: A bag for life full to the brim with grotty porno's which got binned asap.

Good: One day I was given a hydraulic jack a few days later someone gave me some axle stands!

 

[OnOff]

Wierd: A bag for life full to the brim with grotty porno's which got binned asap.

Good: One day I was given a hydraulic jack a few days later someone gave me some axle stands!

I had similar once with a Bulgarian lad "You like a porn? I geev you some, nothing nasty I promis!"

I binned it too of course..... :innocent

 

[rapparee]

I had similar once with a Bulgarian lad "You like a porn? I geev you some, nothing nasty I promis!"

I binned it too of course..... :innocent

There used to be a porn stash above a suspended ceiling in one of the toilets in work. All the old boys used to  prevail of it. I never went near it. The idea of second hand porn in work just didnt do much for me. One of the young fitters for a prank decided to get some glue and stick all the pages together........

 

[OnOff]

There used to be a porn stash above a suspended ceiling in one of the toilets in work. All the old boys used to  prevail of it. I never went near it. The idea of second hand porn in work just didnt do much for me. One of the young fitters for a prank decided to get some glue and stick all the pages together........

We used to do a job and the building caretaker was a right AHOLE for various reasons. Lived on site with his family in a house in the grounds. Followed us like a hawk and used to come up to the plant room to let us in. He was always very quick to usher us through the lift motor room to where we worked. One day we realised why as he had a stash of some proper depraved stuff. We took the lot just to pi$$ him off and chucked it in the fit out skip knowing he wouldn't say anything. Bet his missus wondered why his nightly rounds didn't take so long anymore!

 

[rapparee]

We used to do a job and the building caretaker was a right AHOLE for various reasons. Lived on site with his family in a house in the grounds. Followed us like a hawk and used to come up to the plant room to let us in. He was always very quick to usher us through the lift motor room to where we worked. One day we realised why as he had a stash of some proper depraved stuff. We took the lot just to pi$$ him off and chucked it in the fit out skip knowing he wouldn't say anything. Bet his missus wondered why his nightly rounds didn't take so long anymore!

Or longer considering it was all down to imagination.

 

[apprentice87]

Once did a little job for some pakistanis. When it was done they decided they did not have any money.... In the event they came up with offering me £30, a Hillman Imp, and a secondhand Chinese air rifle.....

john..

 

[binky]

I thnk every factory I worked in had a 'porn rental service' from some bloke whose mate had a satellite dish, as well as magazines stashed in corners, until the internet made it all redundant.