Whats with all the dickheads dressed as "killer clowns"

[Jono Pashley]

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/killer-clown-fears-in-swansea-are-becoming-a-bit-hysterical/story-29794774-detail/story.html

Morons waving weapons approaching people attempting to scare them, seriously i worry about these kinds of people being allowed outside at all. Any come near me are likely to be visiting the A&E circus shortly after.

 

[Sharpend]

I quite agree, need a few of them to visit A&E then the craze will die. 

 

[Andy™]

since this seems to have came from america, maybe we should get some american police too - shoot first ask questions later

 

[kerching]

I am not Coulrophobic BUT if one of those nonces  came near me or my family then they WOULD  very quickly realise they were TWATOPHOBIC

 

[Sharpend]

All we need is an app 'pokeclown go'? Then we'd hunt them down and destroy them? :slap  

 

[Evans Electric]

I've always found clowns slightly disturbing ..... along with Morrismen , who seem to know strange things from our rural past .

So a swift kick in the nutcracker suite would be called for I  think.  

 

[Slowhand]

The way to cure these so called clowns is give them a taste of their own medicine.

Lock them in a cell for a couple of hours with my missus when she's got her pancake on and curlers in.

She looks a bit clownish but its deffo not funny. 

Let them listen to her telling them about her day in real time and they'll be screaming to get out and promising not to do it again.

I can guarantee it. :innocent

 

[Sharpend]

Work was invented so that men had a break from women, so my father told me? 

 

[kerching]

How do these clowns get about?

surely that car with the falling off doors and exploding engine and exhaust would fail its MOT!....or are there some Masonic or other backhanders going on to the relevant authorities?

Coulrophobia....it's not to be laughed at

 

[apprentice87]

Same here, any moron dressed as a clown jump out on me and I will beat the living daylights out of them, after all, how do i know they do not have a machete like the ones in the paper m'lud. My priority was to disable them as quickly as possible, shame this involved breaking their arm whilst standing on their neck..

john..

 

[Blue Duck]

I work with clowns.

 

[Blue Duck]

The quality of clownage at my place of employment is unsurpassable, were waiting on a contract that is do or die for us, If we don't get it then it's redundancy, we were told it was the 5th of October and my boss went on holiday, then we were told it was a typo and now were told it's the 15th and he's gone on holiday again!

Don't get me started on the clown car's (vans) we've been driving about with no MOT's because somebody forgot...

 

[Sharpend]

I have one from somerset i can lend you if you want ?

I bet my clowns better than yours :slap

I'll raise you with more clowns than you can think of and a jester. 

 

[revjames]

Theyre in politics too. Clowns to the left and jokers to the right, here I am.......

 

[revjames]

If one of those clowns attacks me, I'll go straight for the juggler, no messing

 

[New Venture!]

There's some odd behaviour around Kent recently. Not idiots dressed as clowns but ( I think) teenagers wearing reflective jackets standing in the middle of dark roads late at night. I had four try it recently on me when I was on my way home after a very late night finish. Main beam on, drop van to third and floor it to create plenty of revs. They moved........