Where Was I,?

[steptoe]

I'm back at Garstang soon, let me know if it's a worthwhile detour.....

 

[kerching]

G'stang!

WTF are you doing there? They havn't got electric yet, and they all wear green John Dere Boiler suits

 

[ProDave]

Did you just call my house a brothel?!

Mods, please can we have a :swedewhacksstepsovertheheadwithafryingpan smiley?

Or are you sad that he chose a brothel instead of your house? :run

 

[steptoe]

G'stang!

WTF are you doing there? They havn't got electric yet, and they all wear green John Dere Boiler suits

It's a bit of a ******** in the middle if a ******** on the middle of nowhere,!!!!

Doing a PIR with remedial,

Nothing major really.

Satnav gets me there, won't get signal to get me back out,!!!!  WTF,?!?!

Missus wanted me to call into the corner shop see if they had any kiddy cars on offer,

For some reasons she point blank refused my offer of building a jeep a la Kerch for the daughter, :C

Reckons it would be too fast, wait til I get her a proper motorbike, she had her say with the son, I will have my way with tough nut daughter,

 

[kerching]

They have some kiddie cars on offer in this weeks flyer

Even got remote control version so they cannot do a runner on you

I will,look,up, the codes tomorrow

£99 plus i think

 

[steptoe]

Thanks Kerch,

Ye, the wife likes that idea, 

But,

Ones she has been looking at with that are about £250+

 

[kerching]

I have binned the flyer....whoops

It was in the Christmas gift version

I am in there later on so will get one and have a look.....£99 does sound F cheap, so i am probably wrong

 

[ProDave]

£99 for the sports car version. £129 for the jeep version

Ride on electric quad (no remote control) £54

 

[kerching]

 

[Lurch]

Or, to save neck and eye strain, http://cpc.farnell.com/christmas-gifts-rc

 

[binky]

motorised kids toys are a mistake in my opinion. Buy them something with peddles - knackers them out.

 

[kerching]

The initial idea was to take a pic of the page and text it to him.....whilst nattering to the Manager and waiting for my free coffee to cooldown ..................and then it went pants

 

[Blue Duck]

Heard on the radio this morning that those self balancing scooters were exploding up and down the country and the LFB no less, are trying to ban em!

Just rambling...

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-10/21/hoverboards-catching-fire

 

[kerching]

So,what would the situation be if you charged your hoverboard under the stairs and leant it against a plastic CU?

Would one fire put out the other one?....would you get a double fire?...who would you blame?

Just hypothesizing

 

[Blue Duck]

double fire and electricians will get the blame for not placing a sticker warning against storage of combustible items next to electrical equipment.

just despairing.