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Born to             Magic Moments.                        Perry Como 18th birthday    Save all your kisses for me.      Brotherhood of man 21st birthday    I will survive                               Gloria Gaynor The last one seems the most appropriate

Was there any point to this? If there was I've missed it.

Don't bite, you're only giving whoever it is oxygen. The MO is somewhat reminiscent of neil from Essex. Well known for sitting under a bridge waiting for billy goats if you catch my drift.

The way to cure these so called clowns is give them a taste of their own medicine. Lock them in a cell for a couple of hours with my missus when she's got her pancake on and curlers in. She looks a bit clownish but its deffo not funny.  Let them listen to her telling them about her day in...

Chauvinism has nothing to do with it as far as l can see. It's more to do with dented pride and the inability to accept advice as advice and not criticism. If we were all omnipotent and omnificent threads like this wouldn't exist. 

I can see the logic there Tony. I can discourage them from out of arms ( claws ) reach :B

From my many years of experience of being told by customers that they know far more about design and installation than I do I've formulated a plan. Other than that just walk away and don't look back.

The red ones aren't 50A, they're 30A.

Stella Artois known as wife beater, Others call it Stella Act A Tw@t. :coat  

The only thing worse than drinking on an empty stomach... Is drinking on an empty head :slap

When l lived in Brum l did one of my neighbours a favour. I lent him my sds drill so he could fix a satellite dish on his house. His mate came and tuned it in. We ran a feed to my house and his brother bought me a decoder box when he visited his family in Yemen. I had Hotbird and Arabsat. A...

I've got a theory about this one. Socket height will continue to rise and switch height will continue to drop. Eventually everything will be installed at 1m from the floor. This is to facilitate wheelchair users. I'm convinced that by the time 18th edition amendment 3 comes around.... 80%...

I did a caravan hook up for a posh shepherds hut a couple of weeks ago. The customer told me if he paid for the materials and I didn't charge him for my time he'd do a deal. Me and the missus could have a free weekend in the hut. It's in a beautiful setting high on a hill overlooking Lyme Bay...

When l moved from Birmingham to Dorset my insurance dropped nearly £2,000 It's all to do with the postcode they say. I've recently moved my public liability and professional indemnity insurance away from the broker I've used for the past 18 years. I've gone with an insurance company with my...

I had a rubber bullet when I was a teenager. It was very painful. I never ever swallowed chewing gum  again after that. :innocent

You're more than likely right about that. The big shame is nobody ever tells the public about it.

Cheers Mate!

I am on there! I'm going to send her an email. :B

I'm with Stroma and they've never mentioned it. Its not on my card anyway.

I did 3 months at an EITB centre in Sheffield before I started doing electrics. I'd rather have done 3 months in Borstal. Toolmakers will never be out of work I was told. I didn't stay to find out. It was Grim, Punitive and Depressing to say the least.