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Start date Dec 27, 2023

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Richard-the-Ninth

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Dec 27, 2023

#1

What is the best/worst Christmas cracker joke you have had?

Q. What do you call an old snowman?

A. Water

kerching

©Kleenex™

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Dec 27, 2023

#2

Well to be strictly correct, and we do love accuracy on this site, you could call it anything you wished to. BUT as it is a non sentient creation it would have no effect

Just saying

kerching

©Kleenex™

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Dec 27, 2023

#3

My turn, my turn

What do you call a large Orange logo'd DIY store that honours its warranty?

…I can wait

Andy™

©Resident Geordie™

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Dec 27, 2023

#4

kerching said:
…I can wait

well that's good, because the warranty may take a while (before saying no)

Badger

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Dec 28, 2023

#5

What do you call a prisoner in an australian prison

DownUnder

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#6

Was "The Flight into Egypt" flown by Pontius Pilate ?

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