🎄 Tis the season to be jolly...........

[Richard-the-Ninth]

What is the best/worst Christmas cracker joke you have had?

Q. What do you call an old snowman?






A. Water

 

[kerching]

Well to be strictly correct, and we do love accuracy on this site, you could call it anything you wished to. BUT as it is a non sentient creation it would have no effect

Just saying

 

[kerching]

My turn, my turn


What do you call a large Orange logo'd DIY store that honours its warranty?




…I can wait

 

[Andy™]

…I can wait

well that's good, because the warranty may take a while (before saying no)

 

[Badger]

What do you call a prisoner in an australian prison


DownUnder

 

[michael8554]

Was "The Flight into Egypt" flown by Pontius Pilate ?