Three nuns were talking. the first nun says, "the other day, i was cleaning father mcinty's room and i found ****ographic magazines under his bed!" the second nun says, "i can top that. yesterday i was cleaning father mcinty's room and i found some condoms!" the other nuns asked, "what did you do with them?" the second nun said, "i poked holes in them." the third nun fainted.
