A newly married couple . . .

[davyp1]

This newly married guy is taking his wife for Sunday drive.

They are approaching Scarborough when he starts to stroke her knee . . 

She says "you can go further now that we are married"

So he took her on to Whitby!

 

[Lurch]

Whitby's nice, they'll have a lovely time there.

 

[revjames]

I taught a dog to play the trumpet this week. I was on the London underground. He went from Barking toTooting to in half an hour...... :slap

 

[ProDave]

Man in pub.

I bet you a pint my dog is a blacksmith.

You're on.

He took the poker from the fire, stuck it up the dogs aris, and it made a bolt for the door.