Okay it's answer time.
Firstly a note about safe isolation. Once you read what the fault was, you need to learn from it, and possibly update your idea of "safe isolation" and in particular "test for dead"
Having been in this game for a while, I have perhaps become complacent. When isolating one circuit to work on, while leaving others energised (for instance I want to work on a socket circuit, but it would be nice to leave the lights on so I can see what I am doing) then I ALWAYS test for dead on the circuit I am going to work on.
But if, as in this case, I have "isolated" the whole house buy turning off the main switch, then I rarely test for dead, as it can't possibly be live can it. Can it?
WRONG. IT CAN BE LIVE AS THIS EXAMPLE IS ABOUT TO SHOW, SO ALWAYS ALWAYS TEST FOR DEAD.
Once I found the fault, my first check was plug my socket tester into the socket that my lead lamp was in. It showed "L-E reversed" but if I then unplugged the lead lamp, it then showed "No Neutral"
The fault was indeed "no neutral" and the "L-E fault was a bit like the polarity reversal fault a few days ago in another thread.
But we would expect "no neutral" because the isolator was off. So really the fault was why was there still a Live connection with the isolator off?
To make any meaningful measurements, it was off with the CU cover. The fault was almost immediately obvious.The split load kit was installed incorrectly. Whether this was a factory fault, or was done by the installer I don't know, but it SHOULD have been picked up by whoever inspected and tested the original install, but it wasn't. It should also have been picked up if the property ever had a PIR, but being only 4 years old, I doubt it's ever been inspected.
As I was only there to fix a simple damaged cable, I would not have thought to test for such things, or even look inside the CU. But for the strange happenings with my lead lamp, and having found a fault, I would have been negligent to ignore it.
So what had happened. Well simply the cables feeding the RCD were wrong. The neutral in to the RCD came from the first neutral busbar, so that was okay, when the main isolator was off, the neutral to all circuits was isolated. BUT the live in to the RCD was connected to the INPUT side of the main isolator (squeezed in with the meter tail), so with the isolator off, the RCD still had a Live feed, but no neutral. And of course I didn't turn the RCD off, because isolating the main switch kills all the power. WRONG ASSUMPTION.
So my lead lamp still had L connected. So the isolated neutral would have been floating up near 240V fed via the filament of my lamp. So if you grounded any neutral anywhere, then the lamp would light.
But it was a brown wire in the 3 core link between upstairs and downstairs landing light switches that I grounded. How does that work, that's not a neutral is it?
Well that's down to a VERY poor choice of cable colours. See my rather poor sketch attached (the red indicating the current path that lights the lamp).
The landing light is wired in a configuration I often use myself, where a L feed goes into the downstairs switch, then you send Neutral and two Live strappers up the 3 core. Resulting in both the L and N for the landing light conveyed by the 3 core cable, thus avoiding any possibility of borrowed neutral. Now when I do that, I use the black core as neutral, and the brown and grey as the two live strappers. Well this spark, in his infinite wisdom had used BROWN as neutral, and black and grey as the two Live strappers. That's another subject for debate, but that is NOT a colour scheme that I would use.
So there is the fault, a L supply not isolated, a floating neutral, and a BROWN neutral shorting to earth energised my lead lamp.
So what lessons can we learn?
ALWAYS test for dead. Even when you think nothing can possibly be live. But how would you test for dead here? I'm not altering a switch or other accessory (where it would be easy to properly test for dead with a meter because you have access to all the cores where they are terminated). Instead I'm just cutting a physically damaged cable to repair it. So how can I "test for dead" a cable before I cut it? Well the cable has been damaged, and two conductors are showing (as it happens brown and CPC) so I could try and get my meter probes on there, but I'm up in the loft with nothing else near by to give an earth reference. Or I could use my neon screwdriver. I actually contest the neon would be the best bit of kit here, and certainly that's what I usually use if there's any doubt. But I was so certain it was isolated, I didn't even bother using that.
No harm came of course as I was using an insulated pair of cutters. Obviously (I hope) we all do, but let this warn you why you use insulated tools.
Anyway, it made my afternoon a little more interesting. This is the first time I have encountered a CU where the main switch did not properly isolate everything, so you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Perhaps now, even when isolating everything at the main switch, then opening up the CU to check the main switch is wired correctly is the only safe way, and actually measure that nothing is coming out of the main switch.
And finally, just because everything goes off when you turn the main switch off, do not assume that means it is safe to work on.