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[thebantam]

Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"

:innocent

 

[m4tty]

What's the difference between amy winehouse and Jeremy clarkson ??

Jeremy clarksons still doing top gear

 

[jameseye12]

Even Gavin from Autoglass couldn't help Amy with her crack problem!

 

[m4tty]

Amy winehouse arrives at the gates of heaven to be greeted by micheal jackson+st peter..amy says oh micheal are you here to greet me because im a musical genius like u- micheal turns to st peter and says ..... Who is that horse faced junkie.. And where are all these norwegian kids u promised me.

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What have amy winehouse+bernard mathews got in common? No cold turkey for xmas this year