April Fools

[Andy™]

Was it cancelled this year?

 

[Badger]

ive not heard a single april fool joke at all.

 

[betty swollocks]

i was praying Alan Shearer for Newcastle manager was a big wind up.....

just hope he makes a real @rse of it now and the geordies can forget all about I Legend aka alan blinking shearer!

 

[bob]

i played the old mouse trick by putting a post it note on the bottom and stops the mouse workingBlushing

Guiness Drink

 

[patspark]

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=174042

this one aint bad

 

[NozSpark]

I had one this morning...

"Hi, is that Nick,,, I'm phoning from the POLICE, don't worry it's not a speeding ticket or anything like that....."

Me

"No... your selling advertising aren't you!!"

And then they hung up????

 

[batty]

My local radio station had one about some tunnels under Aylesbury town centre being opened up so they could be used on market day for better access. Sounded plausible until he said they where going to have a fountain down there and no lights to start with.

Batty

 

[exbdc]

Yorkshire TV ran one about alligators living in the sewers. Not really convincing.

 

[Apache]

Yorkshire TV ran one about alligators living in the sewers. Not really convincing.

phew - I thought for a moment you were going to tell us BDC had gone into administration

(sorry)

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[ianmacd]

I photoshopped a pic of a guy at works car in the carpark with the front ripped off by a careless lorry driver and sent it in a spoofed email from the security guys. He was a bit upset until he got down there.

Hopefully he will have forgotten by next year (just the like guy I stiched up last year with a

 

[exbdc]

phew - I thought for a moment you were going to tell us BDC had gone into administration (sorry)

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I can if you want!

 

[Apache]

I can if you want!

NO!

but thanks :x

 

[steptoe]

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=174042this one aint bad

its real,

real,

real I tells ya,.