As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

[Evans Electric]

The Simpsons :yawn

One Direction splitting up . :C

Latest Star Wars film.

Owning the latest phone .

Driving a car more than 3 weeks old.

Overpriced Designa products

Part Pee                     :yawn

Metal consumer units     :yawn

Christmas Adverts on TV    :angry:

Strictly go Dancing

Britains got the X factor.

The Hit Parade       :C Who cares?

Christmas Adverts on TV

Twittering your every thought & movements on Faceache

The Lemon man     :shotgun:

TGFI Friday          

People cooking on TV 

Christmas Adverts on TV   

Reindeers in Christmas adverts on TV

Christmas will be better if you buy things at this shop ,

Christmas is truly here when the giant Coca Cola Truck arrives.

People being whipped up into a frenzy of Christmas shopping. 

 

[misssweden]

The state of the eyebrows :slap

Diets

Looking the way your taste in music suggests that you should

Christmas

 

[NozSpark]

The private lives of, so called, celebs

Tv talent(less) shows

People who just talk inane drivel

I'm sure there are more

People who say things just to get a reaction

Needy people

 

[Murdoch]

Anything "showbiz"

 

[kerching]

Anything "celebrity"

The 'suspense' as you await .............the results of the 'viewers votes' as if anyone gave a shite

 

[Evans Electric]

I forgot ...pop singer's Christmas songs ...trotted out year after year ....ad nauseam ! 

Also forgot the 20 mile long car / lorry park in the Midlands  called the M6 .  

It must cost millions of ££££s every day ....... a lorry , delivery van or service van could spend hours sitting on there.

Last Sunday afternoon ...3.30 pm  ...3 lanes of standing traffic FFS !!! 

I know I bang on about this but its becoming utter madness lately .

 

[Lurch]

None of this seems to be related to getting older, all look like perfectly reasonable things to not care about at any age.

 

[kerching]

The latest must have before Xmas 99G 100K curved screen laser operated smart games ready dodecahedrylsonic spound system TV.

So you can watch all,last years repeats again

Designer jeans.....saw a TW@ the other day, white quilted arshe to his jeans...looked like he was wearing a nappy and had shat himself

 

[ProDave]

As you get older you just don't care about

Working for a living.

I absolutely loath having to go out to work now. There's just so much I want to do, including getting on building the new house, and when Monday comes I can't get on with what I want, I have to mess about with what others want.

If only someone would buy the old house, then that would free me from having to work as much. Retirement can't come soon enough. Work is an over rated pastime.

 

[binky]

The state of the eyebrows :slap

I have to trim my hedges these days - can't see anything otherwise.

All of the above and politicians promises.

I also find myself caring less about other people these days, unless they truly deserve some caring about....which is a shorter list, the older I get.  I put that down to work / being knackered / and viewing any lazy shi!t as not worth the steam off my wee anymore.

How about things we do care about, lets give this  a +ve stance:-

1/ state of the NHS

2/ family (but not my sister in law)

3/ good quality alcohol in all its many forms

4/ the dog, and cats

5/ people who do work hard

6/ which tosspot is trying to run the country

7/ getting around the country a bit more.

 

[misssweden]

I have to trim my hedges these days - can't see anything otherwise.

Threading is the way forward

I do however care about the state of other people's eyebrows, to the point where I threaten the lads at work that I'll bring my tweezers in with me to sort out their bushy faces :slap

 

[binky]

reckon mustache wax could be fun.....

 

[Essex1]

Global warming.

 

[Murdoch]

Christmas unless its the 20th December - 12th night!

 

[misssweden]

reckon mustache wax could be fun.....

When Movember is over - yes! I do feel a bit left out at this time of the year, I just really can't seem to grow a decent mustache! :slap

 

[Lurch]

I reckon there's a few of the "women" round here could give you some tips on that.

 

[OnOff]

My missus insists on periodically running over my eyebrows with a No.1 clipper. Says bushy eyebrows make me look old. After a few days ingrown eyebrows f***** HURT!

Don't cares: 

- Other people's problems

- Cholesterol

- Salt content

- Saturated fats

- Safe units per week

- The label on the front of the bottle. Just look at the ABV% on the back

- Nose/ear hair

- Waist size

- Wearing contact lenses or if you have to when they went out of date

- Brand names - as long as you're warm it doesn't matter what you look like!

- Getting up in the night / not getting up in the night

All in all you could say I'm quite a catch!  :lol:

 

[misssweden]

Your missus has a valid point. But I wanna know how blokes' eyebrows can suddenly grow an inch overnight. Where does these random long hairs just appear from? My theory is that they come from the same universe that the socks that disappears in the washing machine go to.

 

[ProDave]

When the hair stops growing on your head, it has to grow somewhere else instead.

The only way I feel the wind in my hair on a bike is if I put my arms up.   :run

 

[misssweden]

:slap

And that's not because you're safe and wearing a helmet? :slap