A starving asylum seeker is greeted by a Good Fairy at Dover who grants him three wishes.
He says " I'm hungry"
Whamo !! A banquet appears.
He says" I want a free house"
Whamo !! A mansion with swimming pool appears.
" I want to be a real Englishman "
Pow !!! Everything vanishes, " Wheres it all gone " he asks. Fairy says :-
" You're an Englishman now and entitled to f*** all"
He says " I'm hungry"
Whamo !! A banquet appears.
He says" I want a free house"
Whamo !! A mansion with swimming pool appears.
" I want to be a real Englishman "
Pow !!! Everything vanishes, " Wheres it all gone " he asks. Fairy says :-
" You're an Englishman now and entitled to f*** all"
