Babies

[Apache]

An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.

"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we don’t know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.

Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definietly my baby" he says confidently. "Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son" The Englishman pulls him aside and says "I see where you're coming from mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk"

 

[Badger]

:slap :

 

[septiclecky]

:slap :slap

Oh the poor Welsh having another dig about them

 

[misssweden]

:slap

 

[a3]

I dont normally

But that is soooooo funny

:Salute

 

[Sidewinder]

Very temped with the red button here!

 

[kme]

I`ve reported that post to the mods as racist

Its a bit nonsense really, when you think:

The Windie baby would be the dark one.

The Welsh baby would have a wooly coat.

The other one is the English guy`s wife`s baby (put probably not his :slap )

 

[kerching]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! humbug

 

[ProDave]

The Welsh baby would have a wooly coat.

You don't say

(smiley especially for sheep jokes, borrowed from another forum)

 

[kerching]

Unless the bloke is wearing blue wellies, how does he maintain purchase? Conventionally the rear ovine legs would be inserted into the welly top accompanied by copious amounts of lard/butter to minimise 'shin scuff'.

He could however be using the Barrymore Paradox Ovine forced to edge of cliff, ovine has to 'back-up' for fear of losing friends with gravity and thus provides [unwittingly] rear thrust

Bit of a conundrum really...

 

[septiclecky]

Good old Wales

The land where men are men and the sheep are worried

 

[ProDave]

Unless the bloke is wearing blue wellies, how does he maintain purchase? Conventionally the rear ovine legs would be inserted into the welly top accompanied by copious amounts of lard/butter to minimise 'shin scuff'.

He could however be using the Barrymore Paradox Ovine forced to edge of cliff, ovine has to 'back-up' for fear of losing friends with gravity and thus provides [unwittingly] rear thrust

Bit of a conundrum really...

You seem remarkably knowledgeable on the subject. where do you get your wealth of knowledge from? :coat

 

[revjames]

a bit too graphic for a public forum, sorry chaps dont approve

 

[Apache]

a bit too graphic for a public forum, sorry chaps dont approve

Cheer up Rev. It's a bit like Points of View. If you don't like it stop watching. Promise there is far worse on the internet!

Might have to keep the sheep smile...............

 

[steptoe]

ah,

a bit too welsh for the rev maybe?

its only a cartoon,

please dont go all Mary Whitehouse on us rev,

as in, its ok for her to watch to tell us we shouldnt watch it,,,,,

talk about the hypocrisy of the b1t**

not saying you are anything like that rev,

apache, I can also see the Revs POV , he is after all a man of cloth, but hopefully he is a modern man, as much as he may not agree with living together before marriage, I do also agree with him on the deke issue that he shouldnt have Jen there until he at least gets divorced, I wasnt too keen on the arsenic idea mesel...........

 

[septiclecky]

What's that saying

The truth hurts

 

[samson337]

This country has gone mad, in 10 years time I can see it will be an offence to laugh in public. A joke thread should only be clicked on if your not easily affended, because jokes nowadays as as crude as hell

 

[revjames]

This country has gone mad, in 10 years time I can see it will be an offence to laugh in public. A joke thread should only be clicked on if your not easily affended, because jokes nowadays as as crude as hell

You could say that ot you could say there is a slow but steady decline in standards of decency. bit by bit things that used to be acceptable are becoming acceptable, I seem to be the only one who notices or cares. So If I see a cartoon of something depicting bestiality on a public forum then yes I find it distasteful.

 

[Apache]

Tip - avoid the Jimmy Savile thread..........

 

[betty swollocks]

Technically you can't actually see the cartoon figures private parts entering the cartoon sheeps nether regions so surely the cartoon simply shows a man standing behind a sheep, the implication of beastiality comes from the mind of the person viewing

Well that's what my defence lawyer stated in court........

Why I was prohibited to enter the Yorkshire dales again alone was not explained

I still maintain that my belt simply broke and as my pants fell to the floor I stumbled and unfortunately, as it was washing day and having no under crackers available, the first thing i could grab hold of was a passing sheep...... Which is when pc404 turned up.....