bacon tree

[jl-heating]

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ehes saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

 

[a2]

:^O

 

[batty]

Lovely the old ones are best.

:^O

 

[choccy]

an other 2 mins of my life wasted on rubbish jokesWet Fish

 

[a2]

an other 2 mins of my life wasted on rubbish jokesWet Fish

oh well.....another 1 minute wasted reading my pointless relpy.

 

[steptoe]

ROTFWL

:^O

:C

but my life it pointless anyway without you people.

:Salute

 

[jl-heating]

did i tell you about the ......... ? oh dam forgot ..... forget it .. it will come to me ..