Many years ago we were on a diving trip. Out on the ale one night, we were bronzed and wallowing in our own self importance [rightly so in my bigotted opinion as the type of diving that we teach is not the normal run-of-the-mill Scuba Do stuff]
My mate went on the pull, whispered into a young ladies ear and within seconds she had disappeared. Undeterred he carried on playing the field. Never saw said 'chick' for the rest of the week. Bumped into her on the last day so he asked her where she had gone...in brief she thought he said he was a 'Driving Instructor' so she did one!... :coat