Cookoo clock

[kme]

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told

my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'

He didn't seem peed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh 5h1t', cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

[ABC Technical]

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I toldmy husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'

He didn't seem peed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh 5h1t', cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Now thats a very good joke.

 

[Pyro]

Nice one, Bud!! PMSL.

Mrs Pyro is out with the girls in Manchester tonight and I am wondering what time she will get home! ]

 

[welshwizard]

Tis a cracker.

 

[Pyro]

00:40

Mrs Pyro has just got in..... reasonably sober, no "cuckoos". :x

One of her mates was not so sober:O The poor lass was so desperate for the loo that Mrs P & another lass sheilded her whilst she took a leak in a doorway!! :^O

 

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00:40Mrs Pyro has just got in..... reasonably sober, no "cuckoos". :x

One of her mates was not so sober:O The poor lass was so desperate for the loo that Mrs P & another lass sheilded her whilst she took a leak in a doorway!! :^O

Perhaps another one of those posts with... :|

Too much information Mr P... :O:O

hope she didn't put her handbag on the floor... ]

whilst doin the biz...

then pick it up and put it on the table?????? :^O :^O:^O:^O