correct insurance companies for sex

[kme]

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex ........

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused . com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

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[Theorysparky]

sex with Delia Smith - Norwich Union

(i know it doesnt exist anymore but wtf)

 

[Nicky Tesla]

sex with this woman....... Scottish widows

Widow tries swimsuit pose on dating website.. and gets 900 responses in two days - The Daily Record

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

 

[Doc Hudson]

Sex with a checkout girl - Sainsbury's or Tesco's

Sex with boys - John Lewis

Sex with confidence and no doubts - e-sure

 

[shed69]

Sex with large arsed girl - Elephant

 

[remustered]

Sex With A Sailor = Admiral

 

[shed69]

Sex with an alcoholic - AA

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Sex with yourself.....

its4me - welcome

Its4Me!!!! :Blushing :innocent

And for those still waiting for Sex......

Life, Home, Car, Travel & Pet insurance | Virgin Insurance | Virgin Money UK

Virgin!!!!!

ROTFWL :slap