Cow Joke

[jameseye12]

Do you want to hear a cow joke?

No?

Well, maybe some udder time then!

 

[paul b b]

But i do want to hear it!

 

[a1]

:slap

 

[kme]

Here, let me get :coat for you

 

[batty]

The old ones are the good ones or maybe not.

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

What about that herd of cows that froze solid in a field in Scotland in 1993 ?.... a well known female actress assisted the farmer by placing her hands on each cow in turn which - incredibly - warmed up, came back to life and started walking about again !.

The farmer begged her to reveal her name, she replied, "my name is......... Thora Hird"........